¶ Ua lawe au i kaʻu mau mea pāʻani a pau ¶ Ua ʻike paha ʻoe iaʻu i ka hoʻi ʻana mai o koʻu hoa kāne mai ka hana ¶¶)
Auē, e koʻu Akua, he aha ke kāne!
¶ A makemake au ia mea ino loa.
Noʻonoʻo ka blonde me kona lae, a haʻi ʻo ia iā ia ʻaʻohe mea e loaʻa iā ia ke omo ʻo ia i kāna dick a hohola i kona mau wāwae. ʻAʻole anei ʻo ia ke ʻano o kāna uku ʻana i nā haʻawina, nā kaʻa, a me nā makana? A i kēia manawa e uku ʻo ia i nā lilo ola. He hana maikaʻi!
ʻO ia kaʻu e nīnau nei
He aha nā mākaʻi pohihihi i kēia mau lā, ma lalo o kekahi kumu e hele ai lākou i ka lāʻau kī. A maikaʻi loa ka wahine hale, hele pū wau iā ia. He kanaka holomua loa ʻo ia, hāʻawi ʻo ia iaʻu i nā lua āpau me ka pilikia ʻole. ʻAe, makemake wau i wahine wahine e like me ia! Laki kāne, aia ʻo ia ma kahi kūpono i ka manawa kūpono, ua hoʻopaʻa maikaʻi ʻo ia iā ia.
Maikaʻi, hiki iaʻu ke hana, maikaʻi
Ma waho aʻe o ka hoʻokomo ʻana i kāna pahu i kahi wahi mahana, ua nānā ʻo ia i nā kaikamahine e pāʻani pū me lākou iho, a laila me kāna hoaaloha. Ua ʻike maopopo ʻia ke kāne.
Nā wikiō pili
Ua makemake ka mea mākaʻikaʻi e hoʻopaʻi ʻia no ka makana. ʻAʻole noʻonoʻo ka mea hoʻokele kaʻa, no laila he kūʻai waiwai loa ia.