ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu, no ka mea, ʻaʻole ia e huki i ka makahiki o ka lede ma ka makuahine o kahi kāne makua. ʻOi aku koʻu makemake e ʻōlelo ʻo ia kāna hoaaloha, ma ke ʻano he hoaaloha ʻike loa. A pono ʻoe e ʻōlelo ʻo kona anus ua haʻalulu loa. ʻO nā tits silicone maopopo, akā maikaʻi loa ke ʻano a me ka nui. Ma ke ala, ʻaʻole i hoʻohilahila ʻia ka sperm i loko o kāna ʻano wahine, maopopo ʻaʻole ʻo ia makaʻu e hāpai! No laila, manaʻo wau ua lanakila lākou i kahi hulina hulina kaulana, ʻo ke Keiki a me ka makuahine,
ʻAe.
E hoʻopaʻa wau iā ia me ka leʻaleʻa i kāna puʻu momona a palu iā ia
ʻO wai ke kaikamahine?
Marin, hele mai.
Nui, holo au i ʻelua manawa.
A ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ka makuahine ma mua o kāna kaikamahine, ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ka mākeke. ʻOiai he mau hiʻohiʻona hoihoi a mahalo. ʻO ka mānoanoa o ka penis o ke keikikāne he mea kupanaha, ʻaʻole hiki i nā mea a pau ke kū i ia mea. Me nā hoa like, e pau koke ke kaikamahine i ka ʻike ʻole.
Nā wikiō pili
Hana ʻia nā kaikamahine Elf e hōʻoluʻolu i nā ʻano moʻolelo. No laila, hauʻoli loa ka ʻōniʻoniʻo i ka lawe ʻana i ka pāpālina a hoʻokuʻu iā ia iho e hoʻopaʻa ʻia e Santa Claus. He ʻike e mau ana i ka makahiki a pau!